never trust guys who think women don’t or can’t play tf2
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
curl me up in a little ball and handfeed me french fries
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.